Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Randomize
