One girl and one boy is just not enough.
somebody snuck up and got me drunk
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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