why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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