I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
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