I just made out with a guy for $7.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
Randomize
