Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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