Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
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