all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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