She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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