you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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