He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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