girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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