I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize
