What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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