I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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