i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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