normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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