I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
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