What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
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