We're like a lot better than the average bears
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
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