Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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