apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
We don't watch enough power rangers
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
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