im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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