is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I made a White Russian but saw how early it was and decided to substitute it for milk in my lucky charms. This is what it means to be an adult.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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