the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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