THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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