i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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