would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
wow bdsm is so cute
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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