We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
Life is so much better after having sex.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
Randomize
