nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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