you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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