Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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