Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
Randomize
