i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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