We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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