NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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