elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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