Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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