On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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