I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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