I never want to see another naked old woman again.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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