Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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