ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
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