If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Mike is offhisass drunk and just sat down next to my sister and said "If you gained 30 pounds and stopped reading poetry, I would be attracted to you. Now, your little sister, attractive, even though she's basically the same person as you- she just pulls it off better because she's 15."
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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