You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
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