I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
I'm really busy with my period
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