eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Randomize
