Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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