she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
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