So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
cat food counts as protein by the way
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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