If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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