Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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