i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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