Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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