Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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